Sunday 10 November 2013

One Direction vs Doctor Who

One Direction:Hello doctor have you heard of us we are One Direction? 
Doctor Who:No your memory must have disappeared pretty quickly after you did whatever you did what did you do? and trust me I know Earth's history pretty well whilst I am a 1200 year old timelord, who can regenerate out of situations you would die from, the legend of which has spread across all time and space, where I am remembered from saving the universe from Daleks,Cybermen etc etc I don't want to brag but why the hell you thought you had any right to ruin my birthday party?I became so popular that I tried to wipe myself from all the databases of the universe because it was driving me insane and yet people never stopped remembering I doubt they will remember you for very long.